#BREAKINGNEWS: #LATEST TOP CHRISTMAS NEWS!
Good Evening Listeners,
This is PM News reaching you LIVE from Voice of Egbema Radio Airplay Station and;
With me on the News today are: Ladies Gaga, 3Face Idebias, Paul + Silas, and I am PRINCE eVANS.
HERE IS THE HEADLINES:
* WORLD: A MILLION CATTLE REPORTS GREAT INJUSTICE,
* THOUSANDS OF RAMS MATCH ON THE STREET OF PORT HARCOURT,
* CHICKEN HAS KILLED A MAN AT SLAUGHTER
* CITIES CRY OUT OVER INCESSANT INCREASE OF THE COST OF CONDOM
HERE ARE THE NEWS IN DETAILS:
*A MILLION CATTLE REPORTS GREAT INJUSTICE,
PRINCE eVANS:
With all due respect, it has been observed by Millions of Cattles alive that what men now celebrate on earth as CHRISTMAS are becoming to them very harmful, questionable and unbearable. the Cattles, Rams and Chickens who feel they are most affected animals has alleged that the total number of Cattle+Ram+Chicken killed on the Christmas days on earth is equal to the total number of Sins committed on earth the same Christmas season and early of the preceding year through the act of fornication, adultery and abortions, greed, covetousness and drunkenness. This they queried why human beings as living things and whose category falls among and within the group called animals has been rude and folly in their behaviors.
The worst in their reports is when Goats and Birds, also tendered their own evidences that they have been killed in their numbers by Pagans and unbelievers who seek false gods and are the worst enemies of the Church and God's own Kingdom. But the horrifying case was when they seek to arm themselves with evidence as they case may be, and the Dogs has volunteer in their numbers to go to the court as the wise and most favored animal dwelling together with men and so they are ready on hand with their evidences and witnesses to curb the effects of this great injustice done to them.
while they have chosen Bingo, jemmy and the rest of them men calls all manners of pet names in their different homes, it appears they animals are battle ready to achieve their cause.
This has infuriated the animal kingdom as they have each made a collective decision to approach the International Court of Justice to seek justice over the actions of boys and girls, men and women, gays and lesbians, also the self Masturbators who ceases the opportunity of the Memorial celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ to slaughter them in their numbers incessantly but yet turn around instead of reflecting on the cause and passions of Christ, they go about in hidden and open places to fornicate, adultery,idolatry, drinking to stupor and committing all manners of evil.
2. THOUSANDS OF RAMS MATCH ON THE STREET OF PORT HARCOURT IN PROTEST.
LADIES GAGA:
The reports reaching us this evening has it that the street of Port Harcourt Looms in trouble as an unprecedented number of RAMS match the street in Protest over the incessant killings of RAMS, CATTLES AND CHICKENS as the City celebrate the CHRISTMAS SEASON CELEBRATION. This is coming at the time the City's most lucrative all night busy spot for Prostitutes Hawkers called CASABLANS are ready filled up with men and women, ladies and BOIZ who are ready for the all night F**k #business in the spirit of their christmas.
3. CHICKEN HAS KILLED A MAN AT SLAUGHTER
3FACE IDEBIAM
The Death has been announced of Mr. Bonfifty Ufot who has attempted to rape a chicken after slaughtering it all in the name of christmas.
Before his death, He is survived with Three beautiful wives and Eighteen Children who are left to mourn him.
Although he is a gentle man, he is both god fearing and chairman of papas council.
This announcement is sign by GUDDYGUDDY OBASANJ for the chief mourner.
4. CITIES CRY OVER INCESSANT INCREASE OF THE COST OF CONDOM
PAUL+SILAS:
Vanguard News from abroad reaching us has it that the city of New Yorkers has gone in uproar over the incessant increase of the cost of condom within the Christmas season. this is coming at a time when thousands of Ladies and Rugged Men who are line up at different hotels were able to secure accommodations but not able to secure condoms due to the high cost of condom which are now popularly called the city-raincoat the Madmen Hotel Managers quoted.
The Hotel which is located at the area south of Albany has been waiting for condoms which it has ordered since early November but the makers of the city-raincoats say that they were unable to meet some demands due to the large number of customers who made the same request within this seasons and they decided to supply based on first come, first serve the report quoted. meanwhile the cities are set to recruit more doctors due the expected high level of abortions which are likely to occur early next year due to the high rate of goals scored in the matches played without condoms this season.
Before we go, Please report all suspicious movement to the #Police.
with me on the News are LADIES GAGA, 3FACE IDEBIAMS, AND PAUL+SILAS, I am Official PRINCE eVANS.
We say GIVE YOUR LIFE TO CHRIST AND HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Written by Prince Evans | Christian/Gospel from NG Aguma Ferdinand
Prince Evans.
WARNING: ALL LETTERS, LINKS, WORDS, NAMES, PRONUNCIATIONS, GRAMMAR, SENTENCES AND THEIR MEANINGS AS USED OR FOUND ABOVE ON THIS JOKES ARE ASSEMBLED TO FORM THE JOKES AND ARE NOT PURPOSEFULLY DIRECTED TO CAUSE ANY BODY INJURY OR HARM EXCEPT FOR THE SOLELY USE OF THIS JOKES. THE WRITER "PRINCE eVANS" SHALL NOT BE LIABLE OF ANY SUIT, CLAIMS OR DAMAGES TO ANY PERSON, ENTITY OR GROUP OF PERSONS ARISING THEREFROM OR THAT MIGHT ARISE IN FUTURE AS A RESULT OF THESE JOKES.
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Good Evening Listeners,
This is PM News reaching you LIVE from Voice of Egbema Radio Airplay Station and;
With me on the News today are: Ladies Gaga, 3Face Idebias, Paul + Silas, and I am PRINCE eVANS.
HERE IS THE HEADLINES:
* WORLD: A MILLION CATTLE REPORTS GREAT INJUSTICE,
* THOUSANDS OF RAMS MATCH ON THE STREET OF PORT HARCOURT,
* CHICKEN HAS KILLED A MAN AT SLAUGHTER
* CITIES CRY OUT OVER INCESSANT INCREASE OF THE COST OF CONDOM
HERE ARE THE NEWS IN DETAILS:
*A MILLION CATTLE REPORTS GREAT INJUSTICE,
PRINCE eVANS:
With all due respect, it has been observed by Millions of Cattles alive that what men now celebrate on earth as CHRISTMAS are becoming to them very harmful, questionable and unbearable. the Cattles, Rams and Chickens who feel they are most affected animals has alleged that the total number of Cattle+Ram+Chicken killed on the Christmas days on earth is equal to the total number of Sins committed on earth the same Christmas season and early of the preceding year through the act of fornication, adultery and abortions, greed, covetousness and drunkenness. This they queried why human beings as living things and whose category falls among and within the group called animals has been rude and folly in their behaviors.
The worst in their reports is when Goats and Birds, also tendered their own evidences that they have been killed in their numbers by Pagans and unbelievers who seek false gods and are the worst enemies of the Church and God's own Kingdom. But the horrifying case was when they seek to arm themselves with evidence as they case may be, and the Dogs has volunteer in their numbers to go to the court as the wise and most favored animal dwelling together with men and so they are ready on hand with their evidences and witnesses to curb the effects of this great injustice done to them.
while they have chosen Bingo, jemmy and the rest of them men calls all manners of pet names in their different homes, it appears they animals are battle ready to achieve their cause.
This has infuriated the animal kingdom as they have each made a collective decision to approach the International Court of Justice to seek justice over the actions of boys and girls, men and women, gays and lesbians, also the self Masturbators who ceases the opportunity of the Memorial celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ to slaughter them in their numbers incessantly but yet turn around instead of reflecting on the cause and passions of Christ, they go about in hidden and open places to fornicate, adultery,idolatry, drinking to stupor and committing all manners of evil.
2. THOUSANDS OF RAMS MATCH ON THE STREET OF PORT HARCOURT IN PROTEST.
LADIES GAGA:
The reports reaching us this evening has it that the street of Port Harcourt Looms in trouble as an unprecedented number of RAMS match the street in Protest over the incessant killings of RAMS, CATTLES AND CHICKENS as the City celebrate the CHRISTMAS SEASON CELEBRATION. This is coming at the time the City's most lucrative all night busy spot for Prostitutes Hawkers called CASABLANS are ready filled up with men and women, ladies and BOIZ who are ready for the all night F**k #business in the spirit of their christmas.
3. CHICKEN HAS KILLED A MAN AT SLAUGHTER
3FACE IDEBIAM
The Death has been announced of Mr. Bonfifty Ufot who has attempted to rape a chicken after slaughtering it all in the name of christmas.
Before his death, He is survived with Three beautiful wives and Eighteen Children who are left to mourn him.
Although he is a gentle man, he is both god fearing and chairman of papas council.
This announcement is sign by GUDDYGUDDY OBASANJ for the chief mourner.
4. CITIES CRY OVER INCESSANT INCREASE OF THE COST OF CONDOM
PAUL+SILAS:
Vanguard News from abroad reaching us has it that the city of New Yorkers has gone in uproar over the incessant increase of the cost of condom within the Christmas season. this is coming at a time when thousands of Ladies and Rugged Men who are line up at different hotels were able to secure accommodations but not able to secure condoms due to the high cost of condom which are now popularly called the city-raincoat the Madmen Hotel Managers quoted.
The Hotel which is located at the area south of Albany has been waiting for condoms which it has ordered since early November but the makers of the city-raincoats say that they were unable to meet some demands due to the large number of customers who made the same request within this seasons and they decided to supply based on first come, first serve the report quoted. meanwhile the cities are set to recruit more doctors due the expected high level of abortions which are likely to occur early next year due to the high rate of goals scored in the matches played without condoms this season.
Before we go, Please report all suspicious movement to the #Police.
with me on the News are LADIES GAGA, 3FACE IDEBIAMS, AND PAUL+SILAS, I am Official PRINCE eVANS.
We say GIVE YOUR LIFE TO CHRIST AND HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Written by Prince Evans | Christian/Gospel from NG Aguma Ferdinand
Prince Evans.
WARNING: ALL LETTERS, LINKS, WORDS, NAMES, PRONUNCIATIONS, GRAMMAR, SENTENCES AND THEIR MEANINGS AS USED OR FOUND ABOVE ON THIS JOKES ARE ASSEMBLED TO FORM THE JOKES AND ARE NOT PURPOSEFULLY DIRECTED TO CAUSE ANY BODY INJURY OR HARM EXCEPT FOR THE SOLELY USE OF THIS JOKES. THE WRITER "PRINCE eVANS" SHALL NOT BE LIABLE OF ANY SUIT, CLAIMS OR DAMAGES TO ANY PERSON, ENTITY OR GROUP OF PERSONS ARISING THEREFROM OR THAT MIGHT ARISE IN FUTURE AS A RESULT OF THESE JOKES.
ANY TRANSLATION (S), REPACKAGING OR COMMERCIAL USE OF THIS WORK WITHOUT THE WRITTEN CONSENT OF THE PRODUCER IS AN INFRINGEMENT ON THE RIGHT OF THE OWNERS.
FEEL FREE TO LIKE, COMMENT OR SHARE.
THANK YOU!
#Nigeria, #CBS #Google #Yahoonews #BBC #USA #Christmas #News #Wazobiafm #Coolfm #Twitter #TwitterMusic #worship #Praise #God #Christ #HolySpirit #Nowplaying #Entertainment #Jokes #Gist #Vanguardsnews #Radioairplay
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